Dez. Caught. It.

No one, and that’s the thing. Also, the Thorpe-Grant Battle would be epic.

Even if Jordan had played, the Rockets would have still won those two titles.

Jerry Jones actively undermines the Cowboys potential for success, because he believes there’s more money in hope, and nostalgia.

Watching the Dream Team on a tiny television on a ranch in the middle of the Mexican desert.

The Rockets took a Morris twin over Kwahibot

Tongs. I was a cook in college and the whole world would stop if a pair of “pinches” we’re missing.

This is bullshit, Texas obviously has the best state flag.

We found “they”

Beyonce, The Moving Sidewalks, ZZ Top, Jandek, Indian Jewelry, New York City Queens, Bun B, z-Ro, Geto Boys, The Babies (pre-Arcade Fire Butler band), I can type this till my fingers bleed.

It’s Silverlake & Portland, but with this weird edge to it. Uppity white people would be putting it mildly. Austin has the better weather, Houston has the better culture.

Also, hell is SXSW.

Dallas: Garbage unless your visiting for sports.

Agreed on SA, disagree on Houston. It’s a diverse food paradise.

Austin tacos are shit, as was confirmed in the great San Antonio/Austin breakfast taco debate of 2016.

Weather wise Houston is the worst. Culturally Houston might be the best.

Austin and Dallas are both garbage cities, and I say this as a Texan.

Not to bring up the hot dog is/isn’t a sandwich thing, but last night I was given a hot dog that featured no meat, but a carrot in the bun. I walked to get tacos.

I’ve been helping out this homeless lady and the other night she unleashed an epic Tomsula life hack on me:

I have a key in my left palm because I am an idiot, and I thought getting a tattoo dead center of my palm would make me a badass.

That’s my fault. The stuff we gave you was way too strong.