If a hundred man sized Falls fought 1 regular sized summer, who wins?

Jerry Jones is such a lecherous creep that the local strip clubs have added

“We could dedicate a whole new series of posts to how much Highland Park sucks.”

FINALLY A WAY TO GET PUBLISHED ON DEADSPIN AGAIN! - The 4 Dallas based writers who have popped up on here in the last year.

I’m mixed race, my mother called me a “dirty spic” one day, I never spoke to her again.

Dave Grohl fans should be 1. 1a. 1b. and 22.

“I’m gonna ride in that pussy like a stroller!”

You forgot Sheamus

Ah the fun of name that local North Texas writer.

@Jaimesonpaul

There’s a 99% chance we know each other, because I’ve had my own run ins with Jason in Denton.

I studied under him for a bit, he was a prick, and I got into it with him a few times, called him an”Old white cracker ass cracker” after a few drinks one day.

Twitter. Also, I referenced a few of these in a thing I wrote for Deadspin’s Adequate Man vertical.

I have a ton of these stories, running a music fest causes a lot of interesting encounters to happen.

I drunkenly gave Michael Cera piggyback ride and when I woke the next morning he was sitting on my couch playing with my dog.

For three straight weeks a girl sent me “I want to sit on your face” every third text. You let them do that one time, and all of sudden that’s all they care about.

Who should I be sending non-Adequate Man pitches to?

It think it’s that we all grew up. I was obsessed with his work as teen, once I hit my mid-20s he got really old to read, and I was just reading his work out of habit..

Never forget the idiot on the field GOAT

My tags had been out for 1 hour early Wednesday morning when I got pulled over in my apartment parking lot. I also didn't have my wallet, my insurance card, and had 4 drinks in me. Officer let me off, and I think it's because he didn't want to deal with the paperwork.

I dip carrots into salsa.