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I used a system similar to this when I was booking a music festival a few years ago. I'd compile year end lists over a two year period, and then go through an upcoming album lists, and try to chart which bands were going to get a critical bump, and therefore ride the hype cycle to larger pay days.

It was a case of me acting out. My sister and I had just moved to live with my mother after 10 years with our father who was very abusive. I wasn't adjusting well to a life without abuse, and was acting out in a a myriad of ways. My mother eventually turned abusive, so , uh yeah, lots of scars that run very deep.

I was 12.

My parents did this to me on a birthday with a playstation. I managed to get three office referrals on my birthday, and when I got home I gave them to my mom, she had me open my present, and then had me go with her when she returned it.

Jim Ross

Ripping into two 30 packs of High Life with some friends while playing Risk, and watching the game. Night ended with some late night compound bow practice by drunk teenagers. Ah, Texas.

FOOTBALL TIME IS MAN TIME.

You can't get it up there, but if someone offers to send it to you, you should try St. Arnold's Pumpkinator, it's a 14% Imperial Stout and it's phenomenal.

Prince thinks there is nothing wrong with this. You're just 2 behind the times.

I once projectile vomited on my sister and 2 year old niece while inside a moving vehicle.

The highlight of all this might be the use of Yello's "Oh Yeah" in that video Snoop posted. That was really unexpected.

I once saw a fetus in a jar among other terrifying things in jars in a med school lab, and it still didn't stop me from hooking up with the pre-med student I was seeing in said lab. Because I'm a terrible human being who only thinks with his penis.

The best part is that the district, Highland Park, is one of the richest areas in Texas, and they banned The Working Poor for being "capitalism."

St. Arnold's Pumpkinator is a work of beauty.

After learning there was a Rocket Ismail Jr I instantly named my team Rocket Ismail Jr Jr.

I "Han Solo'd" a boar once.

No, but seriously give us Nazi Emmitt, we demand Nazi Emmitt.

I covered a Brony Con earlier this year, and I was by far the weirdest person there. I ended up at a late night rave that consisted of maybe 20 people, and it was utterly amazing.