Kareem is the best Laker.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

If your band wins a Grammy(R) you suck.

Chris O’Donnell is still the worst Dick Grayson, but Allen is closing the gap fast.

Unpopular opinion:

The New Day are by far one of the best things on this program. The Rock, old man straight from the Attitude Era forgets WWE is PG now, as the New Day’s reaction to hearing the word “penis” on live tv was the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

You're wrong. It's all real. Thankfully, though, Sgt Slaughter regained his love for America and is no longer on Iraqi sympathizer.

I cannot believe that in the year 2016 we’re still getting “you know it’s fake, right?”

He’s no Joey Ryan, though.

how quickly they forget.

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

“if you were disappointed by the new Star Wars movie”
Sorry, but if you were disappointed then you have unrealistic expectations, or you’re a hipster, or just an asshole - or a combination like an unrealistic hipster asshole. You can have things you didn’t appreciate or like, but that was hands-down a solid, good movie.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

Could bode well for the return of Johnny Moneyball.

He’ll love Manziel’s high On-Base Percentage, by which I mean the amount of time he is high on cocaine

The numbers show Kent to be a pedestrian defensive second baseman, but his hitting numbers are WAY above the HoF standard for the position. He should have been first-ballot without a question — the two best offensive second basemen of the ’00s were Kent and Utley by a big margin (Biggio was in decline by the start of…

Another year without the best baseball player of all time is damn shame. I cant even watch the sport anymore because of it.

Even year!

Sue who? Sue me! Sue everybody! For punitive damages, sir. I’m very, very hurt by you.