Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

I have been listening to them for almost thirty years and I have always thought this.

I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship.

Just what we needed more of; mono-red decks. Ugh.

“I don’t want to die in here.”

A big reason I like Star Trek (TNG in particular) is the sense of wonder and optimism that permeates the shows. The Federation is basically a utopia, and the Enterprise’s goal is to explore simply for the sake of discovery. While every series had its share of dark moments, the overall vibe was a positive one. This new…

Don’t get me wrong, the blitz was great but the interception was meh. It was 3rd and 3, and the gutless Shanahan definitely would have punted. Rodgers makes the same comeback drive, pick or not.

That’s stupid. Everybody knows beards don’t grow in space. 

Listen. I get that the recidivism rate of sex offenders is way higher than any other crime. 

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

MoviePass was unsustainable but I got a ton of value out of it. In 10 months I saw nearly 100 movies for $100. I will never, ever see a deal that good again in my life. So the tap dancing glee of articles like this over the demise of another company, even as the AV Club itself is right now starting to circle that same…

Six franchises account for all but two of the championships won in the past 34 years. We’ve had the same two play in the NBA Finals over the last four years. For the past decade, the East representative has been “whoever has LeBron James”. The two franchises best set up for long term success right now are among the…

This is probably the most visually stunning game I’ve ever seen and yet it still looks so fucking boooooooring.

You kind of tipped your troll-baiting hand with “Black Panther to Zama”. Surprised you didn’t say, “Did you notice there’s no A movie there?”

nobody actually likes any Queen songs.

That was a good drum break. I feel like making love to all the men tonight.

In other words, Down with People.

It would be about Squirrel Girl.

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

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