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J. Alora
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Christmas in July is real!

I read all the books written by Herbert himself, and I would love an adaptation of “God Emperor of Dune” more than anything. It’ll never happen, but that would be some surreal shit.

I"d rather hang out with Ginger Baker, and that's saying something. 

Adding scenes to “address complaints about the film”? I thought film was supposed to be art. 

I mean, Madison Bumgarner basically won an entire World Series by himself.

They were telling us up to last night that our county would NOT be effected. Then today they told us to be prepared to be without power for five days. Way to give us 12 hours notice, PG&E.

This show is utter shit. I can’t believe anyone enjoys it or takes it seriously.

Uh, I’ve gone to see Chaplin films in theaters. It does happen. In the film, that screening is a charity fundraiser. That kind of shit happens ALL the time.

I don’t like people who don’t eat meat. Proselytizing for a meat-free life is a dead giveaway of a person who is dangerously unfun.

It doesn’t matter if it’s good for you or not. It’s delicious and you die at the end anyway. Eat the steak and enjoy yourself.

He thrives on drama. This shit is fuel to him. He gets to lash out as his enemies and get more TV time.

A movie with zero originality can't be considered great. 

Over the radio, mono-syllabic words are often misunderstood or disappear entirely in static. Hence "affirmative" instead of "yes".

Klosterman also wrote a chapter on Paterno in "I Wear the Black Hat"; his book about villains. 

I actually saw Bush and Live in concert this summer, and yes, Live blew Bush off the stage. But Bush doesn’t suck all that bad. I’m not a fan, but at least they rock. That first album has some loud ass guitars on it.

I worked in homeless outreach for years and this is true for roughly 50% of the homeless population. There are a ton of folks who wouldn’t move inside if you handed them the keys to Trump Tower. The other half, though, are just desperately impoverished, and a lot of them are families.

His spelling is as fucked as his feet. 

She is also already the fist pump GOAT.

Nice to see somebody show all these depressed youngsters that pop music is supposed to be fun.

Always loved TMBG, but does anybody else think they look like they should each have the other’s voice? Linnell looks like he should sound like Flansburgh and vice versa.