I don’t think he has time. The offensive line wasn’t doing him any favors in those clips.

Pop music is in a sad, sad state. Just like everything else!

Alex DICKerson’s nickname is not “Grandpa”.

Alex DICKerson’s nickname is not “Grandpa”.

Is anyone else as annoyed as I am by the trend of “tiny five second trailer that runs before the actual trailer”?

Jimmy Fallon fucking sucks and I hope he drinks himself into an early grave.

The group’s fifth album Ballyhoo! sold only 113 copies in the first four months after its January 2016 release.

You can’t use cash purchased with real money in the casino.

Fuck Joe Biden. This is where I draw the line. I will never again vote for a candidate who does not support universal healthcare. 

Pete Rose is wrong, by the way. Jeter was a great hitter. He was a shitty shortstop.

They’re clearly going the “drones vs. human pilots” angle.

We have years of evidence that shows Obamacare is a shitty half-measure like we always knew it was.

A more enlightened sports sends this man to the Hall of Fame. Not stodgy old baseball, though.

I listened to the Beyonce song last night. I made it three seconds before I shut it off. They AUTO-TUNED THE ZULU SINGERS. She’s a fine performer but her songs have been less than mediocre for quite some time now. Single Ladies was over a decade ago.

This asshole should be sharing a cell with Dick Cheney, not slowly dissolving into that chair.

He was something like the 27th best outfielder in the game last year. Anybody but a moron could see he was trending in the wrong direction.

The aliens definitely exist, it’s just that the vastness of space is impassable. We’re alone with ourselves forever and if you have a more disheartening thought I don’t want to hear it.

I don’t blame PAC for wanting to protect Dragon Gate, and I don’t blame AEW for sticking by their guns that their important matches have actual finishes.

Trump and his underlings love using the language of dehumanization. It’s one of their more dangerous fixations. Referring to human beings as vermin leads you to a Rwandan genocide scenario. It’s a short trip from locking children in cages to herding them into gas chambers.

Roasting vegetables opened up a whole new world for me as well. There’s nothing better than roasted cauliflower, dirzzled with olive oil and topped with salt and Parmesan. If it gets a bit of char on top for a little extra texture, so much the better.

First Autumn now this. It’s a good time for M:tG.