My dad is retired, and has a rat problem in his backyard due to his fruit trees and the neighbor behind him that has backyard that would make Fred Sanford cry. According to him, the best bait are sardines. He calls me almost every day, and his first words are “Got another rat!!”

Oh

I think the top and bottom of this GIF says it all:

I really, really hope Fury Road gets at least one major nomination. Theron really deserves a nod, and I think you could make a solid argument for Miller for Best Director. I have a feeling that it’ll be shut out of anything other than technical nominations, but boy, that movie was great.

It’s apparent that ESPN has a Ditka Fart Protocol in effect and cut directly to Berman.
Impressive.

Been too long since I saw fear in Cris Carter’s eyes.

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

This is a weirdly late response to that Shaq rap, Kobe.

So the problem was that his balls were always bouncing to the left and to the right?

Do illegal drugs so that you can better cave someone’s face in... keep fighting.

“Big Balls” done Mark Kozelek style, as a tribute to Tom Brady.

You sass that hoopy Cam Newton? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.

I’ve seen MANY bad quarterbacks in my day. I watched Joe Webb start a playoff game.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

He’s a flopper.

It’s this .gif and the rest, folks: