Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

LeBron vs Curry. It's what NBA fans deserve.

Uh, they were one of the top defenses in the league all year. Your SG just can’t drive his shoulder through the paint and expect calls every time. Why am I even typing this...

But he can spell can’t, hot take boy.

Brooks had one year remaining on his deal at $4.5 million, which the Thunder will now eat.

The guy in that last letter never clearly establishes that he wasn't doing what he was accused of. How do we know he didn't leave his roommate in the Womb of Time?

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

Pantera "I'm Broken" 2:21

If we can bat the "dynasty" word around the Spurs even though they never won two in a row, I think we can start batting it around a Giants team that has won 3 in 5 years?

Giants fans aren't insufferable

Bumgarner has made himself a baseball immortal. Congrats Giants.

If it helps your imagination, the Double Quarter Pounder is also probably made of bloatfly.

In reality, the Eagles aren't the whitest team.

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

"I'm not being defensive. You're the one who's being defensive."

They're basically the NFL equivalent to the kid who always brought Hydrox cookies for lunch instead of Oreo's.