Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

Peyton Manning's single-season passing record is even more bogus than Michael Strahan's sack record. He broke it by one yard, and the NFL and Elias Sports Bureau are putting their heads in the sand and refusing to acknowledge that a 7-yard "pass" to Eric Decker in the final game of the season was actually a lateral.

So that's what it looks like when you fall off the DDP Yoga wagon.

Came with frame.

I liked Andrew Luck in The 'Burbs

I think we've all owned a rare Belgian gun at one time or another

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

And so America's interest in football dies for another 4 years, been fun guys!

Let's zoom in on that patch:

Scott Brooks was going to throw in that bloody towel, but discovered that it belonged to Tommy "Machine" Gunn and, instead, promptly made a doctor's appointment.

This would never happen to Jairo Garcia.

They got Roy Green so doped up he spent 11 years with the Cardinals.

Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.

Hibbert has expanded his responsibilities to prevent scoring at the rim at both ends of the floor.

Like pounding four of them?

Ridiculous. Lombardi should have been given a raise and extension for turning Trent Richardson back into a first round pick.

Joe Banner, Michael Lombardi Out In Cleveland

Before we get started bickering about whether Indians really like to be called "redskin" or LOVE to be called "redskin", thought I'd leave this here:

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?