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32 games? That's nothin. AC Green went his entire career without ever scoring.

Look at all the good he did! The swift response to steroids....er...the implementation of replay to avoid mistaken calls in a timely manner....um....making the All-Star game matter so much!...Jesus he really is a crazy person

If I ever get famous enough to need to do this, I'm definitely going with Richie Incognito.

ESPN statement on the Deadspin/Dan Le Batard ballot: "We respect and appreciate Dan’s opinions and passion about Hall of Fame voting. He received his vote while at the Miami Herald. We wouldn’t have advocated his voting approach, which we were just made aware of today." [ESPN]

Thanks for doing this Dan.