j-alora
J. Alora
j-alora

It should have ended after season one.

Cavs fans were booing like mad during the post game interviews. It must be hard to know that LeBron is likely gone for good and that their team will never make the finals again this century.

I really hope Trump sprayed Diet Coke everywhere when he saw it.

Why do you think North Korea is willing to come to the table now in the first place? They know Trump and his entire crew are weak.

1989. My youth basketball coach must have been a big fan of the Bad Boy Pistons because he taught my awkward teenage self every dirty trick in the book. I used to throw elbows on every rebound, pound dudes in the kidneys in the post, etc. The problem with this was I used it on the playground, too.

He’ll never go to the Western Conference. He’s too old to take that beating.

Regardless of your feelings about the Warriors, no Eastern Conference team deserves to win, ever.

Uncle Ted was right.

The ineptitude of this administration and it’s cronies is boundless. I fully expect to hear Michael Cohen took a meeting with Borat at some point.

I hope she retires before she gets caught doping.

Stop covering these stories. Nobody cares.

We’re all gonna die. The only question is when. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet, or on your fucking knees... begging?! I ain’t much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say fuck that thing! Let’s fight it!

Amy Winehouse? Seriously?

She’s okay, I guess.

Mike Diaper is getting blown out by Quindarious Gooch.

This was pretty fookin’ Australian, mate.

Out of the mist, I kissed your drug filled lips.

You’re an idiot.

How does the Cars franchise get two entries on this list? And all of the early Disney films wipe the floor with their modern stuff.

There’s no fucking way he knows it’s “champing”. His dumb ass said “chomping” and somebody corrected it.