It’s written in Unity, so yeah it’ll be on everything. I’ve been in the beta and the software is quite nice.

Avengers Disassembled.

No thank you. She was terrible in the Ghostbusters remake.

Come on. We all know if Daniel Day-Lewis made a movie that year, he was the best actor.

All of the Lord of the Rings films should have won Best Picture. Look at the competition they were up against.

Wow, 43 years for David Byrne. I kinda want to see him duet with Rob Halford now.

I knew I shouldn’t have sent my thoughts and prayers to those damn kids in Florida. They were the only thing keeping Billy Graham alive.

Why didn’t they just get Bill Murray?

Such joyful schadenfreude. The Trump supporter who shills quack medicine is momentarily displeased. I shall revel in it.

Bruno Mars isn’t fit to hold Prince’s purple, sequined jock strap.

You’re crazy. She had already hit her peak WAAAAY before that Super Bowl performance.

This is exactly the kind of movie they should be remaking.

Wonder Woman was a good movie, but not even close to the top five or even top ten of the year. Did you all forget the last third of the movie was kind of awful?

Hey, I like Wes Anderson and Marvel movies. What would a Marvel movie directed by Wes Anderson be like?

“Good God, King, that’s The Progressive Liberal’s music!”

Somebody really needs to start a competing entity called the “Music Hall of Fame” that’s not complete bullshit.

I’ve worked in the casino business for almost twenty years now. The first time I saw the weapon cases in CS:GO I couldn’t believe it was legal. If games allow you to wager currency for prizes determined by a random number generator, there should be a way to keep people under 18 from playing, because that’s a goddamn…

I’d like to see the CompuBox stats.

You’re thinking of a different Apu. That was Apu du Beaumarchais.

This is total bullshit. Apu is regularly shown as one of the few intelligent, competent, good-hearted people in a cast of dozens of insensitive morons. He helped Lisa understand that it was okay to be a vegetarian. He was a Pin Pal. HE WAS IN THE BE SHARPS, GODDAMMIT!