That line was so bad I almost shouted it at the screen while she said it.

It works at any theater that accepts debit cards, because that’s what this thing is. Has a MasterCard logo on it and everything. Works great even in my rural town.

Hey, “Bonzo Goes To Bitburg” was good enough for Blink-182 to rip it off for their biggest hit.

America has already proven that we don’t take allegations of sexual assault seriously when Donald Trump was elected President.

This Gillette product placement is out of control.

I know. Promoting that terrible Ghostbusters remake. Unforgivable.

From what I’ve seen, the high estimate for Ryan’s personal net worth is only around $7.9 million. Which is a hell of a lot, of course, and puts him squarely in the top 1% of Americans. But it’s not, like, “21st century wealthy”. So I have to assume rather than just trying to enrich himself with this “tax reform” shell…

Why did the space whale breathe?

I think he’s fucking hilarious.

This is a gorgeous sounding record.

No kidding. She’s sucks, but not nearly as much as the guy attacking her.

The only way to save this show is to have their spore drive malfunction and send them forward in time to the post-Voyager era. Then they could do a whole “fish out of water” thing.

How can she be a Mary Sue when she’s so terrible at her job?

Bob Odenkirk’s destiny is to be the last and greatest KFC Colonel.

Jemele Hill’s comments on Trump are 100% accurate.

I doubt it. Penguin meat tastes foul.

We know when.

He clearly incriminated himself with that double negative. How many games will he be suspended for?

He’s from my hometown, and everybody loves him here. He’s not pretentious at all. Still comes home and works at the county fair every year. Shakes hands with everybody. No entourage.

I know that her tits are made of aluminum.