Stephen King’s Dark Tower novel “Wolves of the Calla” was originally called “The Crawling Shadow”. Not as thematically appropriate, but a much, much better title.

Qatar America is a loathsome county[sic] built on corruption, a labor system that closely resembles slavery, and the support of the murder of innocent people through the financial backing of terrorists the military-industrial complex.

God bless Malcolm Butler. 

I’m really scared that the success of GTA Online has forever compromised the single player game. We already didn’t get any new content for GTA V... Why would they even make GTA VI when they could just do GTA Online 2?

If you’re willing to swallow the God thing, then you’re capable of Mary Lou Retton level mental gymnastics already.

Tawana Brawley.

I know it will never happen, but how much better would ALL the sports leagues be if they each jettisoned about six teams?

First pick Unraveling Mummy? I’d have gone Open Fire and hoped to wheel one of those deserts.

He’s with the crippled boys in heaven now.

Ric Flair would have been the greatest soccer player of all time.

I know the IOC is a bunch of scam artists and that hosting the Olympics is a terrible idea, but I think with all the bashing that goes on on this site people forget that the games themselves are FUCKING MAGICAL.

Nirvana? You must mean Living Colour.

Sony. That’s the answer. They suck, and they’re desperate.

Aaron Paul would be my first choice for Eddie Dean.

Holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I swear, every time I see one of those I just want to photoshop in a massive penis.

Oh, this is not good news. “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child” was abysmal.

A 95 minute run time would be completely acceptable if they were merely adapting the first book, which is quite simple and short. Since they’re not, I’m prepared for this to be a nonsensical nightmare for anybody who didn’t already read the books.

Wonder Woman was the best DC movie yet. Still not better than the worst Marvel film, though. Let’s hope the sequel continues the upwards trajectory!

So the employer they dedicate 40 hours of their life a week to has to pay to keep them alive instead of the taxpayers.