I still play this game?

Sarcophagus ship? So are these ancient Klingons that have been in suspended animation for millenia or something?

Dude, he hit three home runs in game one of the World Series.

They filmed some of the forest scenes in my backyard. I couldn’t believe the amount of people and equipment that showed up (none of the big stars, though). Looks good so far! Hoping to see some of my big trees on the big screen.

In happier news, a trans woman prepared my double chalupa at Taco Bell today. It was fucking delicious.

Yeah, I was really hoping for the suit in the bag at the end to be a bare bones version of Tony’s suit without the AI and whatnot.

He was out of town when she died, but drove her to it maybe.

Don’t be afraid of the butter. Put butter on fucking everything you can, because it’s pure glory.

I think people forget how truly excellent the original is. They just remember the campy look and the Simpsons spoof, but there’s a ton of depth and artistry there.

Mirrodin block was the end of the line for me. And to think I used to get tons of grief for playing ProsBloom back in the day.

You can tell how many people wanted this to be great because every thread about it is filled with whining and finger-pointing.

People are always shocked when black movies do well, when black people make decent money, etc. People are surprised there are black people in America, basically.

I’d rather see these two in a spelling bee.

This is dumb.

What a missed opportunity. This should have been a Hatshepsut movie. It should have been a pissed-off undead female Pharaoh who was cheated out of her rightful place in the afterlife by her son.

They’ve been showing Cosby Show reruns on some channel called “ONEHD” lately. I was stunned they were airing, but I sat down to watch. It was surreal. I watched every episode of that show and loved it. But it feels totally different now. I still chuckle at Theo and Cockroach, and Rudy is still the greatest, but I also…

The Cavs can win if the Warriors stop making their shots. It’s happened before.

People didn’t like him because he was surly. But I’d take him over anybody.

Did you see Gugliotta match up with Evonne Goolagong? She could smack a tennis ball around.