This is total bullshit. Apu is regularly shown as one of the few intelligent, competent, good-hearted people in a cast of dozens of insensitive morons. He helped Lisa understand that it was okay to be a vegetarian. He was a Pin Pal. HE WAS IN THE BE SHARPS, GODDAMMIT!

It works at any theater that accepts debit cards, because that’s what this thing is. Has a MasterCard logo on it and everything. Works great even in my rural town.

Hey, “Bonzo Goes To Bitburg” was good enough for Blink-182 to rip it off for their biggest hit.

America has already proven that we don’t take allegations of sexual assault seriously when Donald Trump was elected President.

I know. Promoting that terrible Ghostbusters remake. Unforgivable.

From what I’ve seen, the high estimate for Ryan’s personal net worth is only around $7.9 million. Which is a hell of a lot, of course, and puts him squarely in the top 1% of Americans. But it’s not, like, “21st century wealthy”. So I have to assume rather than just trying to enrich himself with this “tax reform” shell…

I think he’s fucking hilarious.

This is a gorgeous sounding record.

No kidding. She’s sucks, but not nearly as much as the guy attacking her.

How can she be a Mary Sue when she’s so terrible at her job?

Bob Odenkirk’s destiny is to be the last and greatest KFC Colonel.

Jemele Hill’s comments on Trump are 100% accurate.

We know when.

He clearly incriminated himself with that double negative. How many games will he be suspended for?

He’s from my hometown, and everybody loves him here. He’s not pretentious at all. Still comes home and works at the county fair every year. Shakes hands with everybody. No entourage.

I know that her tits are made of aluminum.

Qatar America is a loathsome county[sic] built on corruption, a labor system that closely resembles slavery, and the support of the murder of innocent people through the financial backing of terrorists the military-industrial complex.

God bless Malcolm Butler. 

I’m really scared that the success of GTA Online has forever compromised the single player game. We already didn’t get any new content for GTA V... Why would they even make GTA VI when they could just do GTA Online 2?

If you’re willing to swallow the God thing, then you’re capable of Mary Lou Retton level mental gymnastics already.