Tawana Brawley.

I know it will never happen, but how much better would ALL the sports leagues be if they each jettisoned about six teams?

First pick Unraveling Mummy? I’d have gone Open Fire and hoped to wheel one of those deserts.

Ric Flair would have been the greatest soccer player of all time.

Nirvana? You must mean Living Colour.

Holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I swear, every time I see one of those I just want to photoshop in a massive penis.

So the employer they dedicate 40 hours of their life a week to has to pay to keep them alive instead of the taxpayers.

I still play this game?

Dude, he hit three home runs in game one of the World Series.

In happier news, a trans woman prepared my double chalupa at Taco Bell today. It was fucking delicious.

He was out of town when she died, but drove her to it maybe.

Don’t be afraid of the butter. Put butter on fucking everything you can, because it’s pure glory.

Mirrodin block was the end of the line for me. And to think I used to get tons of grief for playing ProsBloom back in the day.

You can tell how many people wanted this to be great because every thread about it is filled with whining and finger-pointing.

People are always shocked when black movies do well, when black people make decent money, etc. People are surprised there are black people in America, basically.

I’d rather see these two in a spelling bee.

This is dumb.

They’ve been showing Cosby Show reruns on some channel called “ONEHD” lately. I was stunned they were airing, but I sat down to watch. It was surreal. I watched every episode of that show and loved it. But it feels totally different now. I still chuckle at Theo and Cockroach, and Rudy is still the greatest, but I also…

The Cavs can win if the Warriors stop making their shots. It’s happened before.