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J. Alora
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Because the Warriors never existed before 2010.

“Jeurys Familia has been diagnosed with an arterial clot in his right shoulder and is flying to St. Louis for tests and possible surgery.” 

Having read your parenting book, I’m not surprised at all the Kimmel thing effected you so much.

Basketball has turned into Soccer.

Wowee Zowee is the best Pavement record.

I know what he looks like as a giraffe.

Kruk and Kuip are just the best.

And now Matt Moore’s bases loaded swinging bunt turns into three runs somehow. That was the most little league looking play I’ve ever seen in the major leagues.

Now playing

The Frogs - “He’s The Prince” - Live at 7th Street Entry, 1985

I dunno. Pasty white skin, ginger hair... He looks Mick enough to me.

Not even the best female tennis player of all time (yet).

Most of the time I’d agree, but what Westbrook is doing is almost unprecedented. Statistically, he’s been about 25% better than the next best player in the league this season (Harden).

Al Davis is clawing his way out of the grave to draft this guy.

The negro leagues were real pioneers in baseball choice.

When he was poor and living in Vienna, Hitler purchased standing room tickets to the opera. He enjoyed it more than “perfomatively”.

Thanks for this. Grace Jones was “woke”.

Sorry to break this to you, but Bam Bam died in 2007.

He’s eating turnbuckles in Heaven now.

I found it more perplexing that the Baywatch movie was filmed entirely in green screen instead of just going to the beach.

George Bush getting wheeled out for the coin toss.