Steve Bannon looks like somebody microwaved a Totino’s pizza.

A Marvel any DC is powerless to stop.

It’s a very poor game, but I don’t think gameplay was something the creators cared about very much. The creature is spectacular.

You just sent my boner into the ground.

Yes, but “scrappy” is an adjective reserved for smaller than average white guys. He should have called it “athletic” since she’s black.

Chipper’s numbers are definitely HoF-worthy and he should get in. But you know what? He was almost precisely half as good as Barry Bonds.

Kent’s numbers belong in the hall. He was just never famous enough and was a bit of a red ass. He was also on “Survivor”.

Hey now, Babe Ruth has 0.7 lead on him in career WAR.

If Chipper Jones gets in the Hall of Fame before Barry Bonds I think I might puke.

This is why online multiplayer games are poison. “Overwatch” looks fun and I really want to try it, but not if I’m forced to associate with people like this.

He dead.

See you at WrestleMania, Ronda!

Please don’t donate to the Salvation Army either, then. They’ve also got a nasty habit of discriminating against the gays.

Say what you like about Jabba, but he had good taste in women. And frogs.

With a name like that, I’m glad this kid is good at sports.

I’ll fight to the death in defense of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”. That song is legit funny and catchy. Just because you’re sick of it doesn’t mean you should deprive the kids of the wonders of holiday novelty songs. We need another Dr. Demento, dammit!

There’s no excuse for the bad camera, and the “incredible AI” makes the game so frustrating to play I could barely get through it. It’s pretty, but that’s it. I wanted to like it, but if not for “No Man’s Sky” it would be my biggest disappointment of the year.

Wait, so you thought “The Last Guardian” wasn’t disappointing? It’s terrible.

This Bill Cosby thing is like O.J. turned up to eleven. It has to be the biggest dichotomy between beloved and hated one person has ever experienced. White America liked O.J. before the murders... but they LOVED Bill Cosby. Now he’s an unperson, his TV shows and stand-up specials gone from the air, and it’s to the…

I only seem to get 5K eggs, with the occasional 10K egg about twice a month. I haven’t seen a 2K egg in ages.