I’d rather be kicked in the dick by Draymond Green than take an elbow to the face from Dikembe Mutombo.

Beyonce is also terrible.

Beyonce is mediocre and I’ll never understand why she’s so beloved. Adele is talented, but “25" is just okay. The actual best album of the year (David Bowie’s “Blackstar”) isn’t nominated for the top award. The Grammy’s have always been a joke.

No shit. “Blackstar” is amazing.

Approves.

Jed likes people who are willing to kiss his ass (see Trent Baalke and Jim Tomsula, homeless without the York’s largesse). Harbaugh wanted nothing to do with sucking up to a 20-something moron who got handed the team by his daddy and knows shit about shit.

Portland?

The Giants shouldn’t give away something for nothing because the A’s are dumb. Neither should MLB punish them for the A’s mistake.

This is a great idea, but it seems way too expensive to be considered.

We used to have a weird yearly event at my school known as “Discrimination Day”. Kids were all randomly assigned a colored badge that corresponded to a hierarchy. Kids with gold badges were above kids with blue badges, who were above kids with pink badges. Golds were allowed to make blues and pinks carry their…

No kidding. I’m an adult and I’m wearing a nice shirt. I can’t pick wings. That’s the choice of PBR swilling cretins in tank tops.

Think how much more interesting and informative a movie from the Tsarnaev’s point of view would be.

Yep, this is me, too. I still can’t believe they make the playoffs regularly now.

I took my six year old daughter to the polling place with me. She insisted I vote for “the girl” because “girls need a chance to try their best”.

I’m surprised they have enough people there to hold those up in the first place.

Don’t cry heresy, but tri-tip is better than brisket. You don’t have to cook the hell out of it and slather it in sauce to give it flavor.

I don’t even want to know what kind of bland motherfucker chooses watery flavorless pot roast over chicken pot pie.

Bill Clinton’s Welfare Reform Act is the single worst thing that came out of his presidency. Removing the only parent from a low-income home for 20-30 hours a week as a condition of staying on welfare has done more damage to our society than simply cutting a check ever could, no matter how many “welfare queens” are on…

This guy has had every opportunity to stick his foot in his mouth and hasn’t done it yet. He looks more presidential than Trump. I’d like to see him on stage for the third debate.

Barry Bonds had a reputation as a playoff choker until he didn’t. So did Peyton Manning. Point being, small sample size is all it is. I don’t believe Kershaw magically comes down with the yips in the 7th.