I’d rather watch this than the draft.

Now that Blizzard have shut off the easy Garrison gold, my mage is getting desperate.

Fuck our delusional, child-beating running back. I hope he falls off a camel. Fuck Percy Harvin. Fuck Brad Childress. Fuck Brett Favre. Fuck Fred Smoot. Fuck our criminal owner.

Bolt > Milo of Croton

I mean, they had to do it, what with the unwritten rules and all. But I think Bochy showed his heart wasn’t in it by having Zito do the deed. Pretty much everybody liked Prince Fielder.

Stop blaming Buster for that. He got injured on a play at home in 2011. They didn’t change the rules until after Alex Avila got injured in the ALCS in 2013.

Giants have left 17 men on base through 13 innings. The NL Record is 18. The MLB record is 20.

“Shrek” is bad and has always been bad.

This is going to be so much worse than Lance Armstrong. I almost hope she never gets caught.

A lot of weird stuff happened during this game... BALLPARK POLTERGEIST!

I will freely admit that my beloved San Francisco Giants were not the best team in baseball in any of the their three recent championship seasons.

I’m happy that Cleveland finally won a title. I just don’t think any non-biased person could ever think that winning that game seven means they had a better team than the Warriors last season. Often in sports, the best team doesn’t win the championship.

I want to stick a nickel in that slot on his forehead.

You fail to show how using the word “retard” is disrespectful. It’s all about context. Making the language increasingly convoluted and torturous is a poor way to confront the problem of people being disrespectful. It does literally nothing to improve the lives of retarded people.

Right, because the regular season counts for nothing.

I am so.

How painful is it for you to type “people who have cognitive or physical disabilities” over and over when “retards” will suffice? You know that changing the language does nothing to change the condition these people suffer from, right?

Sometimes retards (real ones) DO deserve mocking. They’re people, and not immune from scorn. Treating them like they’re special snowflakes rather than equals is more harmful in the long term.

As usual, George Carlin had the right of it. Changing the name of something doesn’t change the way we feel about it.

No kidding. Violence is just fine, but heaven forbid someone makes a sound with their mouth that hurts my feelings.