Yes.

Nope. I’ll say what I like, thanks. There’s a huge difference between calling my close friend a retard and calling your brother one.

Does nobody remember the Warriors have sucked for the vast majority of the last forty years? I’ve been a fan since ‘82. Can’t you assholes be happy for me that we’re finally the best team in the league?

Sonics fans are happy right now.

Neither he nor Pablo Sandoval have been the same since their showdown in the World Series.

They clearly weren’t the same after the Houston series. I was stunned that they even pushed it to Game 7 of the finals. It was an exhausted team dealing with several injuries (and a suspension) and they still almost pulled it off.

Because Greece is doing so well.

He also inspired the funniest piece of baseball-related writing in history, the Santiago Casilla Instructional Hitting Video: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/5/22/3036…

Since you have no qualm about spoilers in the title of your article, I’ll spoil what happens in “Avengers: Infinity War” for you: Thanos collects the Infinity Gems and uses them to kill half the population of the universe. That enough death for you?

My love of the Fletch novels made me want to be a reporter for the longest time.

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Really? I’ve always thought Tirico is boring as fuck. Maybe it’s just taint of Gruden on him.

She’s bordering on Dr. Seuss at this point.

I have no respect for Pat Tillman or anyone else who chooses to go kill people.

You mean the Finals the refs ruined? He shot like 100 free throws in that series. He was getting bailed out over and over again after throwing himself at Mavs players. It was embarrassing.

My little girls love dark rides. And shit, it’s nice and mellow and there’s air conditioning in there, so I like them too.

I have no interest in playing CS:GO as I am totally inept at shooters, but I am absolutely fascinated by the concept of weapon skins and the insane market for them.

Human enjoyment of bloodsport goes back to prehistory. I’m not going to feel bad for enjoying boxing. It’s a step up from cockfighting, bear-baiting, and the NFL.

Throwing that game was the most indefensible thing he ever did, including the rape.

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!