You know how you can sync up "The Wizard of Oz" and "Dark Side of the Moon"? Try "Smalltown Boy" by Bronski Beat over these JCVD gifs. It's amazing.

Flipper hands.

The 49ers could use some help on the offensive line. They're starting Jonathan Martin.

Blake seems interested in all the different ways you can cook shrimp.

I can hear Darren Rovell jerking off already.

Yep. "Plectrumelectrum" definitely channeling Dimebag a bit.

I'd like to congratulate the San Francisco Giants on their 2016 World Series championship.

Did they really use "camel jockey" in there?

Royals fans have to be terrified of a potential rain out.

The making of "Boyhood" is far more interesting than the film itself. It's dull as dishwater.

Rex Ryan as the live action Sgt. Hatred?

Joe Buck needs to watch these clips. He could learn a thing or two from Duane Kuiper.

Nice effort out there, but I can't root for the guy after what he did to Lorenzo Abel.

I didn't know pitchforks had orifices.

The Billy Beane quote from "Moneyball" ("My shit doesn't work in the playoffs") does not refer to his abilities as a GM. He's talking about all the weird superstitious shit he does on game day during the regular season, like following the score on his phone instead of watching TV, exercising like a madman, driving…

The next NFL scandal is clearly going to be Ronde/Tiki twincest.

Kids are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and their the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally okay to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fuckin' will put you in jail for that shit. You can't hit a person unless…

...and I helped!

Same two teams with the same names for 12 and 15 years now: Foppish Dandies & Soy Bombs.

I had an uncle named Berv that was one step above a Neanderthal. He was survivalist to the bone and over the years acting as his hunting dog/underage cigarette fetcher I saw some wild shit.