I'm from California and your beer sucks, too.

They did the same thing to "Ratatouille" as well, and that turned out just fine.

I just finished reading John Toland's "The Rising Sun" and "Adolf Hitler" and am now starting David Halberstam's "The Best And The Brightest".

Or, as the great George Carlin put it: "The sun goes down a block from my house."

Pulling kids out of Double A and handing them starting jobs will do that to a team.

Is there an alternate universe where NFL contracts are guaranteed? Like, is Albert Hayneworth still stomping heads and haunting Redskins fans in Dimension X?

Geale looks really satisfied with that right cross for a split second.

They had a couple years where they were basically even in WAR, and Griffey, Jr. was even slightly ahead in the strike year, but every other season Bonds was a run or two better. This is a big difference. Then Griffey got hurt, Bonds started the 'roids, and they went in entirely different directions.

This is demonstrably false.

I'd like to see the Babe try to hit a Randy Johnson slider. Or any black pitcher, for that matter.

In all fairness to Papelbon, two pitches prior to giving up the booty he threw what easily could have been called strike three.

It would be totally inconceivable for a modern athlete to go to war. Anytime I see photos like that I'm amazed.

I'll never understand why people are willing to just wave off plot holes in a major motion picture. There's no excuse. They worked on this thing for YEARS.

You're incorrect. We already have laws in place to prosecute price fixing.

Does this mean the soon-to-be San Francisco Warriors will be running the pink triangle offense?

Is there some way we can work in The Alchemist?

Is he related to Dugan Nash?

Still only the second most racist Sterling.

The Taco Bell breakfast burritos are cheap and surprisingly decent. You could do a lot worse than pounding three of those and a Mountain Dew A.M. on the way to work.

You ever snort that shit? It's fucking speed, dude.