Well, except for weaseling out of a drug suspension.

...tastes like moldy cherries... There's some cheap sweet chocolate in there, too.

Too bad he's gonna lose to Harrison Barnes.

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What's really sad is this is probably the best trade in Cleveland Browns history.

I don't know. Carl Lewis still has a special place in my heart.

Getting ready to throw my daughter's birthday party at a local Fro-Yo place. They charge a mandatory $200 in gift cards as part of the rental of their playroom. You get a stack of 40 $5 gift cards to hand out at the party, but the lady said "Some people just keep them for themselves." Really? Who the fuck is eating…

Where do you recommend the wife and I have dinner while we're in Vegas?

Haven't we progressed beyond RBI Baseball at this point? Shouldn't we be playing WARP Baseball?

I'd use Guy Incognito, myself. Or maybe Max Power.

Stephen Jackson out of nowhere!

Turnabout is fair play.

There's no way Ed McCaffrey or Don Beebe blow a play like that. Just sayin'.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Sochi right on the coast and not really that cold?

I dunno, Todd Jones Mustache Ride Night was pretty horrific.

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Brought to you by more horrendous officiating.

I had a vasectomy recently and the most painful part is the rubber band they snap around the head of your cock to get it out of the way.

When James sacrifices himself in Fallout 3.

Wide middle.