He literally shit himself.

Zeets got his redemption in the World Series last year, though. I hope Uggla makes a contribution at some point, for his own sake. Although with that kind of scratch he can afford lots of therapy.

What was the NFL equivalent of the Thurgood Marshall to Clarence Thomas Supreme Court change? Just the biggest, most mind boggling downgrade an NFL team ever made at either coach or any position.

Get out here, son! There's a-doins a-transpirin'!

My daughter sings additional lyrics of my own invention... "Max and Ruby... Ruby and Max... Takin' a pee... Takin' a crap!"