The thing about loose translations? They usually aren't clever. If Hugh found "If you don't swing, don't ring" witty (presumably because it rhymes), he should have engraved it in English, because "if you don't oscillate, don't ring" sounds stupid (unless the cleverness is supposed to be that the "vulgar" message is…

@MakeFetch: There have been a number of rumors/accusations about Lindsay having sticky fingers, Gawker.com has a rundown.

Those poor workers on Two and a Half Men. Brings to mine Charlie's resentful text, "Can't a guy have fun and still do his job?" I believe his coworkers have found out, and it's costing them $250 million.

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: She's marketing the hell out of Latisse.

@lanboyo: Of course I respect Polamalu as a great player. I adore him because, unlike Roethlisberger, he seems like an upstanding guy (pretty humble considering he's such a force with which to be reckoned).

@KateFace: Exactly. It's so disheartening that so many people thought this was OK - that people in professional settings, even, said, "hmm... I like the idea of these rape accusations, let's play around with that" and instead of receiving stern looks, got "Ooh! OK, how about this..." Urgh.

As a fervent Baltimore fan, I am thoroughly ashamed of the way my city has reacted to the Roethlisberger accusations. And ashamed that I wasn't initially ashamed of this reaction. A friend who was at the Ravens/Steelers game in Baltimore sent me a gleeful text message (and a flurry of face book status updates on my…

@OnTheLevel: Re: Jersey Shore: I believe this season's premiere was the highest-rated one MTV has ever had, so I'm not surprised they are doing another season.

Is James Cameron trying to be ironic?

Or, as Deena would put it, she's a cunt.

@whitnatious: I suppose Sammi blames Snooki and JWOWW for being "backstabbing" or "fake" or whatever because it's easier than blaming Ron for his infidelities. If she were to actually blame Ron, she would have to face the frailty of their relationship and her vulnerability. And Vain and insecure don't make for a great…

@whitnatious: It seems so. She thinks that "luggages" is a word, as in "Ron left me alone with the luggages."

Some people swear by exercise, others swear by small portions. Different things work for different people, but in my experience it really is best to balance healthier/less eating with exercise: eating 250 calories less and working out for 30 minutes is easier than exercising for an hour and eating the same amount or…

@deechirichi: I like your thinking... and would like to propose adding Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And in tailoring to my own personal tastes, I must respectfully swap myself in for you.

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Clearly she had a detachable nipple.

Another instance of life imitating Law & Order SVU. : (

@lucystrawberry: I immediately thought of Michael Kors tearing this dress apart on the runway.

That before picture is something else. I'm thinking she jammed the rubber thing in her mouth upside down for that one.

This just leads to more confusion. Doing kids' movies introduces him to a whole new generation of kids who previously thought of him only as recording artist. So here he goes, trying to repackage himself as kid-friendly, just in time for him to get back in the studio and record... what, exactly? Raffi covers?