Trump is a master of political theater. Like the pile of manila folders full of blank pages piled on a table to fool people into thinking that he has divested from his businesses or the signing ceremonies for many executive orders that will be immediately challenged in court or are so vague as to mean little. And…

The Dutch are low-key heroes. They’re pretty committed to being anti-Trump across the board at the moment, whether in politics or entertainment.

You had me until you mentioned garner, I can’t think of anyone who really cares what she’s up to.

Mark Wahlberg somehow skated on a hate crime charge for ripping out an Asian man’s eye with a meathook.

Does the fact that Rich is gay shoot holes in all of your theories? No. The fact that you’re an idiot does that.

Well, there’s this and this and this.

Have you read the article that Anne Helen Peterson wrote about her? I found it so fascinating.

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

Hugo. Got it.

Shafted, you want to talk about shafted: Surya Bonaly was the one who got shafted.

There’s more

Oh wait, there’s more:

I hadn’t seen this shot. They both just instinctually put their hands on her back to reassure her. Like they know she’s nervous, unhappy, pissed off at being ditched at the car. They knew.

Ugh. WHY ARE THE OBAMAS SO FUCKING CLASSY AND AMAZING? If they were just mediocre, it would make all of this easier to handle.

I would very much like to hear Obama’s unfiltered thoughts.