@Lynx: It's like the producers et al don't give a crap about the movie's portrayal in the trailers: "Eh, why bother? The plot's pretty cliched anyway, the important thing is the *starpowerzomg* that really MAKES it a real feel-good/thriller/comedy." I don't know if they think the audience won't care what's going on…

Give Ang more credit. Don't you people realize how hard it is to act when you only make one facial expression in a 90 minute film?!

@Snarfblat: Oh my goodness... what is this gem??

@epurple12: Yep, he looks like he's leaning away from her or trying to pull her off him or something. The camera wants only him, not his lovely betrothed or anything.

Helen Mirren: TEACH ME.

This picture is radiating awkward. The lighting and Hasselhoff makes it look staged, while the daughters look like they had no idea they were going to have their picture taken: one seems to be on her way out the door and is randomly holding a red bull (product placement?) while the other looks to be trying to brush(?)…

Katy Perry thinks she's all that.

@AmosTrue: Whether or not Duhamel found the attendant annoying is a moot point. He wasn't kicked off by some upstart who gave him a fraction of a second to comply; he was asked multiple times and each time his behavior communicated that he just didn't care. But he was definitely aware that this rule is standard for…

@bunifah: When I swam in college, some scum of the earth (he was my friend for a couple of years until I realized how fucking nuts he was) told me that he and a couple of other guys from the men's team had ranked our women's team in order of "hottness." Unfortunately, he proceeded to tell me the rankings. It was…

A lot of these stories are truly awful. While mine were not so traumatic, there were frequent incidents that have chipped away at me from an early age.

@itslikethathuh: I prefer to think that that sentence was her subtle admission that she is not a feminist, and therefore not eligible in this category.

The punctuation in RayJ's tweet is killing me. The inflection reads like a hyperventilating 9-year old.

Oh, Sarah. You already tried this with your Miss Wasilla win. Didn't work then, and it better not work now. Guess what? If your association with glamourous competitions is how you get elected president, you shouldn't be president.

@Mishegoss: I assumed she burst out of an innocent man's abdomen.

@lurkerbynature: Heh my first thought was that you were in the space station : P

@EvanSei is all settled in: Yes, there are things in their lives that we would see as a challenge. And I do feel bad that they might be ridiculed or gawked at for being so different. But this sort of attachment is all they have ever known. They probably already have a bond that we can't even fathom (learning to live…

Oh, this makes so much sense now. Vince isn't equating a term associated with homosexuality to lameness; he's just saying that hybrid cars will chaperone your next middle school mixer.

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: Yes, that aggravates me as well. If you want to have a new start, fine. But the fact is that you DID have sex, you DID get pregnant. Getting pregnant was obviously an accident, and while I'm sure she loves her son and is grateful to have him in her life, she isn't learning…

@Rimzy: If Bush were starting out his term in this day and age, I think the issue isn't so much that the Bush twins wouldn't be offered a spot so much as they wouldn't accept the offer.

Quentin Tarantino's Halloween sounds like something that Stefon from Weekend Update could get behind.