@beesknees_andelbows: Me toooo. Thanks for the Catapalooza, Dodai!

@property of rascal (the cat): Oh how I want that cat.

Izzy kitty, grouchy as usual.

@snacktastic: Your cat is pretty patient to allow you to put a hat and beard on her! My kitty turns into Jason Bourne when I try to coax her into that sort of thing.

@prettywithapistol: And she definitely knows it : )

Judging by this kitty's secretive behavior, you may want to refer to this:

What's up with that woman's proportions? Her leg, boobs, and forearm are frightening.

@slightlyhardup: My grandmother gave someone sheets and a flannel nightie for Christmas and my whole family is quite fond of all that now. I'm not; I think the idea is fun but they all seem to involve flannel and I get hot when I sleep.

@mardi: Probably not, isn't she vegetarian?

Keeping tabs on my exes? So facebook is basically assembling 500 million Fuck Lists? Gosh, who knew Big Brother was so pervy... not sure whether he's a dirty old man or a gossipy high school girl. Hmmm.

OK. So you call me fat.

WHYYY are there so many microphones in this picture?? How does he even get enough press to have a press conference? Wait, you know what? From his awkward posture, I bet he crashed an actual press conference and just had someone snap a picture of him sneaking up to the mics to blurt "pee pee! I love boobies!" before he…

@LoveHandles: Wait, there's a guy dressed as a boat?! Where?

@panpaniscus: He asked them where they wanted to go, and they said Olive Garden and the mall.

When I was about 12 my grandmother insisted that I get my ears pierced. She took me to a pharmacy, where this amazon of a woman sterilized my ear and forced a screw-on post through it. It hurt quite a lot. She took her sweet-ass time, too.

@PrettyB is like Whoa: I agree with you that the editing made it look a bit scripted, but I don't think it was. Mondo said that that moment on the runway when Nina innocently asked him about his print felt like the right time, like he's been waiting for that specific moment for the past 10 years.

When the designers were in the back room waiting while the judges deliberated, they were shocked and proud and trying to support Mondo and Gretchen says, "I'm so thankful that I'm here to be part of your personal journey" or whatever and I wanted to throw a pie at her face.

@Mensa: A few seasons ago a designer left amid accusations of cheating. I believe someone found out he had pattern books, so the producers asked him to leave. He denied cheating, said he hadn't referred to them, so as far as I know they were never proven, but he was basically booted for cheating.

@Gnatalby: That headline had me thinking that Martha would show people the rejuvenating effects of a pigs' blood bath or something.

What is it with everyone hating on Michael C all the time? Everyone looks down on him and rolls their eyes, but why?? There have been some truly bad designers who were a pain in the ass, but they were not ostracized by the group. And he isn't a bad designer, either! I can't wear the things he's made, but I like them,…