Last spring, during an all-nighter in the library, I went to the bathroom. There were post it notes stuck to the mirror in the shape of a giant heart. It was the last thing I'd ever expected to see, and I spent a few minutes just staring at this heart and reading all the different messages.

@amowls: Probably that you're a lesbian shit-ass.

I have a sister who is physically disabled.

I'm not digging those Sarah Rue comments... it's great that she's happy and healthy, but was she really so unhealthy before? The whole eating-her-words-now-that-she's-lost-weight thing rubs me the wrong way, because it makes it look like people who aren't a size 0-2 are simply in denial about how unhappy and…

@XavierLucage: That was my first thought too : )

I thought The Situation's clothing line was called Ed Hardy. Or do I have him confused with Pauly D?

@its_good_to_be_the_queen: Oh how it brings back memories! In high school my friends and I went right from our last exam to theatre to see Prisoner of Azkaban. The anticipation of seeing it was what got me through finals.

@voteforme: I agree with you. It was a bit torturous finishing a book and going, "Well?! I need to know what happens next!" but it definitely upped the excitement. When I first read each book, I got so into it that i read a little recklessly. Having to wait a year in between books spaced them out instead of allowing…

@badmutha: The undead have no shame.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Exactly. Really, Heidi! Your mom probably showed up on your doorstep because you aren't speaking to her. How else is she supposed to communicate with you?? At the very least, she can't tell you she's coming. She probably came because she's worried about you. If you're going to be immature and…

Not only are Amy AND Tina onscreen, but Seth Meyers is outnumbered! I think he's much better when he's working with others.

@notsodarling: Seth Meyers is the head writer, so...

@LucilleBluth: It was fun that he was going through some of his hits, but I was a bit surprised that he performed "99 problems" on the Mother's Day episode.

THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN ON SCREEN RIGHT NOW!

Most genuine / humble monologue ever.

I want so, so badly for this to be a rockin' episode. But I'm afraid to trust their writers... Gah! Prove me wrong!

This looks like a diaper, except... how does it stay on? I went to the site, and the picture looks like a fleece napkin. If you're running, how does it stay on? Does the bottom tuck up under into your butt, or does it keep going like a thong or something? Do you wear it in place of underwear? Can it be worn with a…

From the main page I thought the thumbnail was Gael Garcia Bernal. I was quite excited for a moment.

Speaking of American historical figures getting plugged in...

Sean Lennon & Co. look like they all have to go to the bathroom quite badly.