Inspired by the Welcome Wagon in Independence Day.

Not a fan of Christina Hendricks' shoulder flower. It looks like she has two heads.

My favorite part is that he's doing this stand up in his awesome themed undies. And I mean that in a non-sketchy way; it takes me back to when my brother sported power ranger briefs. They went great with his Barney slippers and black L.A. Gear sneakers.

Well I must be fucked in the head, because I think she looks great. But that is my personal opinion, which is completely irrelevant. Dress how you want, girl!

One of my friends I invited in the limo I was organizing said she had already promised to go with another girl. I hate to say it, but I hadn't liked this girl much. She had no sense of humor and complained constantly, so I found her a bit of a bore, but I wanted my friend to come, and the girl shouldn't have to go…

Whew, thank goodness Michelle McGee's dad put his two cents in. For a moment I was worried we wouldn't know his stance on all this.

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: Excellent point. I was wondering why CRIMSON DNA justifies intelligence as a genetically predetermined factor. There are factors you can see change depending on race/origin (you are going to find more redheads of Irish origin than you will of Latino or Asian, just as Japan tends to have…

Compare the last few movies she's been in (particularly Gigli and Jersey Girl; wasn't that just for the publicity surrounding her relationship with Ben Affleck?) to Selena. She's been working more and more to add to her image than to actually cultivate her career. If she wants longevity, her career needs to evolve. It…

projectile missile boobs!

@Erudite87: Did you see her cameo in Seinfeld? HOT.

Jeff Goldblum can't commit to a woman his own age, how does Kate think he'd be able to commit to her 8 kids??

You need cheese to get a rat through a maze. Someone should tell Lindsay that there's a...er, "venue" that will pay her to make an appearance. (the "pay" will be not being held in contempt)

I can't view the ad, but if it's anything like the Fruit of the Loom plus-size ad, I'll like it. That commercial is soothing, and the women look so comfortable and content. Not like the desperately-screaming-for-attention VS models writhing against a wall.

Why is her dress torn like that? It's distracting, at first I thought it was sweat.

Why are people in the UK interviewing Stephanie Pratt? How do the even know who she IS?

They look like they really have to pee.

@SUNNY1: The collective gasp was the best! I got this mental image of all these middle-aged to older ladies sitting in the audience and sitting up all straighter: "Sex now! The horror! The corruption of our country!"

@Le Coucher d'Yvette: What I hate about LOL is that people are never actually laughing-out-loud when they say it. I can't even imagine them smiling, because I usually see it used in such a banal way that it has absolutely no meaning:

@awwhoneybear: Didn't she just spend $20,000 on a hair makeover? I think she'd be hard pressed to find a person on earth who'd care that much about their OWN hair, let alone her hair.

@sebluver: Ah, Team Crazy Cat Lady FTW! Hearted.