@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I really liked him in that movie too. And I heard his interview on Fresh Air with Terry Gross and he was very genuine. He talked very frankly about his drug addiction, and when Terry brought up his comments about 9/11 that had generated a lot of backlash, he didn't try to write…

Look, the people doing these polls need to chill the fuck out. Bridge was insecure about herself and finding a good bf, but all the worrying she did over it (the hints her friends give her, like "introduce people with thoughtful details," "look gorgeous," "circulate, ooze intelligence" could come right out of a lady…

@shepoosclouds: On my first day of school, I apparently came home crying because NO ONE had been able to pronounce my name. I asked my mom tearfully, "why couldn't you name me Jennifer?"

@TuesdayNext: Hearted for that one.

@LutherNipperkin: I was thinking something similar. It jumps from girls who should consider themselves lucky if a "bro" gives them a second glance to girls who are so hot, all they do is play the field (because if you're that perfect, all you're interested in is sex). So apparently no girl is just 'right' for a bro?…

@Hana Maru: It ain't nothin' but a seal thing!: I'm in the same boat as you. My parents never made my older brother respect me, and in an attempt to distance himself from me, would riddicule me to his friends at school.

I'm not saying that it's pointless to fight for your dreams, but your dreams are a bit unrealistic. Not everyone can be The Most Interesting Man In The World. That's WHY he's The Most Interesting Man In The World. If you end what you see as a great relationship to take a very grueling job out of state, don't be…

@OverratedUnderwhelmed: JTT! Didn't he stop acting to go to Harvard?

"And we want everyone to have a good time, so we're doing some things like that, that are a little bit different."

@artemiscuous: See, you really have to build its tolerance up.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): It makes me uncomfortable when I see young girls (like, 7 and 8 year olds) in string bikinis. What with all the random growth spurtage, they usually don't fit properly and I've seen a few too many where the bottom of the bikini — erm, cups? I'm not sure what to call them — …

@SarahHeartburn: And let's not forget that men are the gold standard, they are perfect (hence the aversion to asking for directions). Womenz be nonsensical, emotional, neurotic, and bitchy. And everyone knows we can't read maps! Is it any surprise that gazillions of dollars are being poured into research to…

@titchytiny: No need to disillusion yourself. If you're sitting on your bed, that's clearly an invitation.

Looks like she had a wardrobe malfunction that tore her dress, and she had to hastily knot it in the limo. That wardrobe malfunction was Gerard Butler. Like Angelina Jolie, Jen is fond of having sex in limos on the way to the red carpet.

Ugh, I can't stand him. I'll admit, I read celebrity gossip (fro here, the superficial, if I'm waiting in line at the grocery check out), and I have been to his site, but I have never been able to get into it (the least annoying thing about his site is that it's incredibly slow to load). His chirpy-bitchy attitude…

What is it about candy and sex? This commercial, like that Twix one where the guy asks a girl he just met if she wants to come home with him, are focusing more on a sex, in a frat boy wink-wink kind of way. I'm used to the beer companies marketing to tool frat boys, but even they do it with a bit more class. When did…

Oh, come on. Justin Beiber is, what, a 15 or 16 year-old boy? I'd be more alarmed if he said he was really into Mariah's music. I'm probably biased though, never having cared for her music myself. And there are certainly more eloquent ways of saying you don't care for something (different strokes for different…

@dancerevolution: Obviously the tree tripped her. You know, because everyone is out to get her.

@wtfox?! (at large): that thing for the back window that looks kind of like a stationary hologram that takes up the entire window. It's usually a hunting or national pride theme, like wolves or deer, or a bald eagle against an American flag backdrop. That last one usually has a variation of "God Bless America." I've…

@MakeMeSmile: Speaking of stars getting picked on, and not that I have a soft spot for them or anything, but what about people like Jessica Simpson? I think she looks normal, but I hear her getting picked on all the time for her weight. Is it because she's no longer a size zero? because she can't really sing or act,…