Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

You came back after this:

A little too soon to be mocking folks for blowing a huge lead in a national contest, Barack.

You gonna run to the sea, but the sea will be boiling

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

No, fuck you for pushing that “both cadidates are bad” nonsense. That’s why we’re in this situation.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but…

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

I’m Canadian but my niece and sister from California will be voting for Hilary Clinton. In the last year or so, she (my niece) has faced ridicule over her name (it’s Haniyah, which the other kids like to change to “hyena”). She has been called diaper and towel head for wearing the hijab. She has decided to no longer…

I take my kids with my every election because I have too (first year both my son is in daycare and daughter in school on Tuesdays), but this time I made a special effort to drop my son off early at daycare (not because he is a boy but because he is a screaming toddler) and my daughter dressed up and was really excited…

I love The Slot for sure, but I’m primarily a Deadspin guy, and I freaking love this. All that hand-wringing and mansplaining yesterday was some seriously weak sauce.

Come on now. Drew and Barry were perfectly reasonable.

The women of Deadspin, combined with Jezebel’s lovely response abovie, really redeemed the whole endeavor. The men’s drivel really was insufferable.

Really telling how much they enjoy being white men? Yeah. Eye rolling hard (and I’m a fucking deadspin reader!)

Deadspin seriously acting like an 11th grade civics class over there

Thank you! Jesus Christ. Enough with the hand wringing. I don’t care to hear long-winded reasons why you’d even entertain the idea of allowing a goddamned demagogue access to the White House just so you can seem like you are some kind of reasoned voter.