A bunch of special snowflakes.

I just told my boyfriend not to read this article because he’d shit his pants at how stupid most of the dudes are. Although why it still surprises me I don’t know, men were steering the ship that lead here...(also I’m shocked HamNo is voting Hillary, I did not expect him to be a voice of reason)

Good kinja

Drew’s fine; Drew can stay.

It’s astonishing isn’t it?

That’s rude to Drew

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

Ohio is complicated. Southwest Ohio is very red. Northeast Ohio is very blue. Northwest Ohio is very red, but nobody lives there. Southeast Ohio is very blue, but nobody lives there. And central Ohio votes for whomever is actually going to win the election.

Lebron had actually left to do a rally in Miami but came back once he decided they had a better chance of winning in Ohio.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

“We’re going across the country, from New York to Pennsylvania and back again.”

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

For posterity, as there is a chance this may not last:

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…