I’m an Ohio native who currently lives in Austin. I was hoping I’d just have to put up with college sports bullshit here. Now, not only do we get our very own professional sports team to start fleecing us, but it’s at the expense of my home state. And there’s no real reason to think that negotiations are going to go…

Sloths. Because they move so slowly that moss starts to grow on them, which gives them additional camouflage, and I can’t think of a greater triumph of evolution than to get to the point where the less I do, the better chance I have of survival.

Just looked up some old Clay Travis on Deadspin.

Top things the Warriors did that were meant to distract you from the fact they blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals:

Sweet child of mine, in the trailer for Last House on the Left

Drew has good takes, most of the time! Just bad shirts and weird thumbs.

I used to work at a community college in rural New England. While we certainly had problems (far too many faculty employed as adjuncts and the beginnings of administrative bloat when I left), it was actually a good place to work for almost everybody. We didn’t have a ton of money, but salaries were reasonable and…