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This problem is bigger than any one of us or our individual ideas, but I have one anyway.

He seems to have evolved quite a bit from his days co-hosting the Man Show.

I would like to be friends with the person who has the Trump micropenis account.

Another predator has been publicly outed. Good.  This is how we change the culture.

Rex Tillerson did not deny calling Harve Weinstein a fucking moron either

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

because P!nk has a vastly greater catalog, sales, and awards. It is A-list vs. B-list. That doesn’t mean Kesha is bad, but they are not at the same level.

P!nk is also one of the best concert performers out there. 

I love Pink, not sure Kesha is her “peer”.

I got myself a computer need who was so socially awkward we had stunted conversations about the weather when we met and started hanging out. He needed a lot of time to relax around me, and it’s still more of an introvert than I am (I didn’t think it was possible). Hang in there, you’ll find someone just as good :)

Where did you women find these lovely men? I find all the jerks - still (in my 50s) - I don’t get it! Good for all of you - I’m sure you’re all amazing and are just used to giving yourself a hard time (I’m right there with you).

She just seems so genuine, and I love that she isnt afraid to just be vulnerable and weird. Everyone is so polished and calculated and worried about cultivating a brand now

Our latest dialogue about this:

I don’t have Teigen’s beauty or glamorous lifestyle, but we’re alike in that I’m lucky to have someone like my husband around (patient, selfless, silly, up for whatever), while I think he got the shit end of the straw by marrying me. Stars, they’re just like us!

I am shocked that this disingenuous asshole is a disingenuous asshole.

Holy shit!

I just tweeted at her with that pic and said “thought you said you’d never be at a sporting event. Don’t worry, I’m not watching your show, we’re just making fun of it on Jezebel.

So they think dressing her like Miss Crabtree from The Little Rascals will make her more relatable.

I always like hearing about good news for Adele Dhazeem.

Maybe the novelty has worn off and they’re giving her spots to actual models and not B-List reality television fixtures.