You’re in good company. Party at my house when he’s ousted - however that may be.

Hey, in fairness to my esteemed governor, he did tell everyone that if they didn’t get out they were on their own.

My mother has worked in a nursing home for approximately 30 years and I can tell you that the number of fucks administrators give about their residents lies squarely between zero and none.

Oh, honey. One of those. I hope he laid pipe like a steam fitter and talked rarely, for your sake.

Notice how a lot of them stuck all the blondes in front. Yikes.

I mean I’m all for frivolity, whatever... but this is a ministry for her? Helping girls pick out whether they should wear the white pearls or the off-white pearls? Damn. 

Can you imagine what accomplishments this woman could pull off if she dedicated her time to serious problems instead?

Oh, thank you for this. I wish the chronic low-level nausea Trump’s America is giving me was causing weight loss, but it seems to be having the opposite effect.

yah its 100% something for rich white girls so they dont have to slum it in the friend department and then they have access to the alumni network to get those sweet sweet rich white girl jobs after graduation.

I fully expect to see Greek fraternity/sorority alums handing out flowers at the airport. They will hear no evil about their cult.

No one has ever been able to give me a good explanation of why the benefits of the Greek system outweigh its long (and ongoing!) history of sexism, racism, classism, homophobia, physical violence, and substance abuse (and that’s avoiding the extremely weird “pay for friends” angle).

He does hear a lot of fighting and screaming drunk people at 2 am, both male and female. He’s like an eighty-year-old man in a twenty-year-old’s body. Son: “I just want to yell out my window to shut the hell up!”

Read - resume padding, brown-nosing, and nepotism.

It’s almost like the really well-adjusted and successful people can make friends on their own. And later, they can get jobs on their own, without leaning on Alpha Iota Gamma solidarity!

God, that image is like an assembly line for future trophy wives.

Cue 500 commenters coming here to tell you that greek life isn’t like that at all and charity and friends for the rest of your life and professional opportunities.

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

Where I work here in Houston we’re being forced to use paid vacation/compensatory time to “make up” for the week our offices were officially closed due to Harvey. Now we are generously being given the opportunity to earn those hours back....by working extra hours.

I’m in Orlando so I don’t know for certain, but I think the coast was just evacuating IF you live on the water or a barrier island area. Also any trailer parks or manufactured homes. Further slightly inland wasn’t mandatory. My brother lives right on the Indian River in Brevard County and he was evacuated and is…

Yes, and do so quickly. They attract others.