Also “U.S. national security risk”.

God bless Hillary Clinton, and may we one day be worth of her. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY.

And trump likes that, I’m sure.

Yay, I can see the grey comments again!

It always weirds me out that the Christian symbol of faith is literally an instrument of murder. Like, guys, you just erected a thing where people were nailed to die slowly and horribly.

It’s exhausting dealing with a parent who is bipolar. Sure sometimes the whacky shit is fun and exciting, but the older you get (and I’m not talking like 20 I’m talking like after hitting 6) the more you realize the fun shit always ends in tears and bullshit. Never knowing which mom will be there when you wake up in…

I loved this interview, but now I’m obsessed with your comment because this sentence reminds me so much of my mother—in her most savage incarnation—that I can’t stand it:

I wonder if she has a relationship with her uncle Todd? I am the Todd in my family (my sister and mother are BFFs) and I hope that Billie and Todd and traditional Thanksgivings with her her dad and Debbie’s musicals on the tv. I am weirdly invested in this family.

My father was violent when I was growing up. He’s in his 80's now and lives with the guilt of that every day. I wish he wouldn’t. I’ve long since forgiven him and value his love more than his sins.

Well, when it’s huge-ass, 30 foot cross? https://relevantmagazine.com/slices/chris-pratt-explained-why-he-erected-cross-easter-s-what-jesus-was-doing-2000-years

Doesn’t Anna have a hit TV show? Also, she was hilarious in 2012's What’s You Number?

Anyone who almost dies giving birth has the right to be a little gun shy about having any more kids. And let me guess that he won’t consider adoption or fostering either if he is so hell bent on a bigger family. I hope his love for her and the child override the need to propagate.

I honestly love the thought of President Ryan. Any time he gets a position with more power he ends up acting like a really stern substitute teacher. No work gets done and he keeps getting pelted with spitballs while simultaneously being that one fucking kid who offers to go down to the office and get the principal…

It truly is. Think of all the books to read, films to watch, food and wine and spirits to try, places to travel (the whole line of Viking River cruises, but booking the whole ship so no other people would be onboard!), private islands - on in the Thousand Islands, one in the Virgin Islands, and I could go on.....

“Let us just check the couch cushions.” - Exxon

Nah, nope — Recession Recover/Bank Bailouts and ACA were both positive activities that demonstrated fwd progress as helmed by true civic-minded professionals.

No more Mackerel After Bath Splash at work!

My parents’ cat is a fatty, too. He looks like a ciabatta loaf.

Lesson: Lay off the mouse-scented cologne.

It was recently reported that two days ago several shelter volunteers have gone to the break room but did not return for their duties. Their new celebrity cat was asked if he had any information on the matter. He remains silent and spends a good amount of time licking his paws.