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Evil is ugly.

she’s got a really big head for her frame, and in general the shot is awkward as fuck.

You forgot with weird proportions.

“But she says she’s against the exploitation of children! Isn’t that, like, enough?” —Ivanka Trump

I am very sick of hearing about the vacuous and stupid children of wealthy criminals and despots.

Huh. So, let’s see here...

They hadn’t found a place to put it yet (!!!!). That’s another thing that is annoying to me. Why on earth haven’t these people scouted out a piece of land to put it on before they purchase the thing? I remember watching one where they had to park it in their parent’s backyard for a few months. These people I think

The first trailer I lived in was like this, the second had kids bedrooms one one end, then the common areas like living room and kitchen, then the master bedroom on the other end. It actually felt pretty spacious.

If they owned up to that then they could be proactive about finding suitable housing, or at least stop wasting their energy trying to keep up the pretense of being young millennial professionals.

The only way I can see this working is if you live in a climate and place where kids can be outside almost every day. My house now is an apparently massive 1070 sq ft, and if it is raining, four people inside all day is a huge hassle.

I’ve seen episodes where couples with kids do this and all I can ever think is, “Your bedroom is a loft with no door that is 10 feet away from your children’s loft with no door. You will never have sex again.”

77's just, like, spooning sex. Definitely not me or my partner’s favorite position by any stretch, but it does offer AMAZING opportunities to whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

Yup. Like Ivanka was a wealthy woman when she started this brand, she could have used Union Workers in the US but she didn’t because she does not GIVE A FUCK about women or workers rights. This is her, “I’m going to make myself slightly palatable to more progressive women by using buzz words like “working women” and

I hate watched this show far too long until I realized, “Wait a minute...this is a trailer. These people are too twee to live in trailers!”

These fuckers drive my blood pressure up.

Yeah, that’s so hard. I was 7 when my parents had to move and, at first, I think they didn’t want us to worry. But we complained SO hard about moving away from our friends, accused them of being selfish monsters, torturers, tyrants, etc., that pretty soon they were like, “LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS WE ARE BROKEand

And like, that’s called an RV. I hate how the tiny house people acted like they invented so many life hacks. “It’s an affordable prefab tiny house for the whole family!” yeah, that’s a trailer house, I grew up in one. “It’s a tiny house retreat in the wilderness!” OMG I didn’t know you invented cabins.

Before we were thrust into the public eye and people actually paid attention to me, it was actually really easy and practical to pay sub-human wages because, fuck it, why wouldn’t we? Our 5 year plan involved just not paying these people because our family has historically gotten away with it. Why? Simply put, fuck

Or get their maids to make lemonade that they can sell to the gardeners?

If these workers don’t like their jobs, why don’t they just hire two or three career counselors? Or ask their dad for a job?