Ugly disco ball boots

PLEASE believe me everyone!! We DID NOT all look like this in the 1980s.

When the news broke Friday that we’d see something today, Megan Amram tweeted something like

This happened today because they were running up a 5-year statute of limitations on some of Manafort’s work. Of course since his specific conspiracy was ongoing until 2017 and since his work for the campaign and at the convention is still very suspect, they want this to use as pressure on Manafort for that.

All that…

Remarked to my mother last night that everyone involved acts like a discount Batman villain. Idiots.

Oh, he’s going to fold faster than Superman on laundry day. He doesn’t even have any loyalty to his own wife; you think he’s going to protect Little Fingers?

BURN THE KUSH

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

Christ. There’s always a new basement for basic.

He is a jar of mayonnaise that somehow managed to reproduce.

OMG I hope The Humpty Dance came on after that

For your edification and, well, not enjoyment, but maybe schadenfreude, I give you... Uday and Qusay!!!!!!

And demands that their staff members empty their pockets to buy lemonade.

I wouldn’t mop to this shit, let alone knock bones to it. These people are boring as fuck.

That article is great. This cracked me up:

I was doing hot sweaty summer sex with no ac one time and Salt N Pepa -Push It came on. We both just had to stop and laugh hysterically.

Clearly I’m out of touch because I don’t think I’ve even heard any of these songs.

Sorry but “Jared” should not be in the same sentence as any form of coitus.

We’ve all been there. I’ll never forget the “Creed on accidental repeat” incident of 2006.