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Dalya and Rudayna: Welcome and I hope you both find happiness here. America is going through a tough time, but we will persevere. I only wish you hadn’t had to experience democracy’s pendulum when it has swung too far in the opposite direction of what makes it great. 

What, exactly, are the anti-trust lawyers at the DoJ doing all day?

The past eight years have lulled me into a false sense of humanity, I suppose.

Unfortunately, Tornado, most of what I’ve been watching has hardly been palate cleansing. But (I may have promoted this one to you already) Netflix also has Women He’s Undressed about the legendary Warner Bros designer Orry-Kelly and the mystery of his long time relationship with Cary Grant. It’s dishy and chock full

Is there a list somewhere of newspapers, magazines and website etc. that support Trump, I would like to avoid adding my dollars or clicks.

Considering what a dickhead this guy seems like, I’d say he’s aptly named.

Rachel Maddow warned people about that lawsuit. My god this is downright scary. To all you Bernie Bros & Steinbots thank you. Really I fucking hate all of you. As for Bernie, anything on your wife lawyering up?

Yes, I am the person who flips over the National Inquirer in the checkout line.

Okay, I laughed. I’m going to hell.

“Owens has 23 previous convictions and is now facing counts of second-degree kidnapping and robbery with a dangerous weapon”

Why is Chris Brown still “happening”? Why does he still get features? Why does he still have a career? For example, who thought it would be a good idea to give him his own movie to explain “his side” of things?! Oh, so we don’t know “your side” of why you beat Rihanna? Oh, so you got a good excuse? GTFO, I have no

That bikini bottom is shoved *way* too far up her ass crack to be comfortable. I am feeling a sympathetic wedgie just *looking* at it. Yes, I am middle-aged. And very, *very* thankful that the big fashion trend when I was her age was grunge.

Or a trip to the bottom of the ocean. Or have to smell, sort, and fold all of Mama June’s old underwear. Or just disappear for-fucking-ever. So sick of seeing or hearing about this waste of nerve endings and bones.

Chris Brown needs to go to Mars or at least some prison time.

Chris needs a exorcism not classes. And what is it with Bella Thorne? I am 35 and I do not know who is this girl & why I keep seeing her bare ass everywhere.

On purpose. Trump plays to win, thinks he’s untouchable and believes he’s smarter than the average beat. I would love to see him serve a lot of time for this but old rich white fucks don’t go to jail these days.

The Russia shit happened. A lot of people in his campaign (Kushner and Flynn for sure, possibly Sessions, and a number of people we either don’t know too well or have already forgotten about (remember Manafort?)) were absolutely involved in deliberate collusion.

Man she can even pull off Tootsie’s dress. That is something.

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