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Also, while WDW attendance may be down this year, they’re still basically printing money at their theme parks. The drop may spook shareholders who are looking for constant growth, but the parks have been so profitable that it’d take a huge drop before the profit margin takes a real hit.

Shut your whore mouth! Giant turkey legs at Disney are my spirit animal!

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Have you seen Vicente Fox’s tweet telling Trump that Mexico is not paying for the wall? It’s HILARIOUS and full of some sick burns!

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

No kidding! I would kill for a linen knit t-shirt that isn’t tissue-paper-thin. My thermostat runs a little warm (thank you, menopause!) so I don’t need to wear extra layers just to keep people from seeing my underwear!

Since you asked, I used to work at Holt Renfrew (in Canada), which is the rough equivalent of Neiman Marcus, or Nordstrom.

Hope your printed pieces of paper will help you much when you’re languishing in unemployment after your Russian traitor king nuked the economy.

Melania looks like a lizard, a very nasty lizard with creepy eye slits and leathery skin.

I’m reminded of this excellent quote from Lemony Snicket:

I’m using pictures of Mr. Trump’s victims as my avatar on FB currently featuring Kathy Griffin’s beheading because I believe the POTUS should not be able to ruin someone’s life over a joke.. A RWNJ has asked me twice to take it down out of respect for the DC victims, as I am “promoting violence”. The cause of the DC

We should have done this after Nixon, but we really now need a constitutional amendment preventing an incoming president (fmr VP) from pardoning the president who vacated for him. It’s just way too dicksucky.

Sadly, it will never get to court. First, apparently a sitting president cannot be indicted. The only avenue is to impeach in the House and then convict in the senate. Trump would resign and be pardoned by Pence before any conviction. And even if he were compelled to testify in front of the senate; he would just

So my husband’s asshole white-supremacist cousin has been ALL OVER this shooting today, posting thing after stupid thing on facebook about the ‘radicalized left’ and how violent liberals are etc etc and I think it’s SORT OF INTERESTING how he managed to not post a single thing about the deranged Trump supporter who

And strangely, despite another president of around this same age, Trump’s legacy will be worse than the AIDS epidemic. When you’re worse than AIDS, you should probably think about that.

And no wipe-ass-with-Constitution Repubs joined the Dems with that lawsuit—shock.

For any Republicans who wonder if gun safety might actually be a bipartisan issue just now.