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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that over the last 10 years I’ve seen multiple effigies of Obama and Hillary burned at various events. None of those times did I hear that the Secret Service was going to do an investigation. Got to love the country we find ourselves living in these days, huh?

As a dog owner, could not agree more. Great for leaving your hands free to hold the leashes while carrying poop bags (empty ones, people) and doggie treats and clickers and emergency wipes...plus my own keys and tissues. Fanny packs with zippered compartments are a blessing.

Alec Baldwin’s been raked over the coals in the press so many times (sometimes justifiably) and not only survived, but come back out on top again, that at this point he’s pretty much bullet proof. Along with doing the absolutely perfect Trump caricature, he’s the ideal person to publicly jab at Trump.

Your words to Dog’s ears! Vlad and his buddies tend to be unkind to those who disappoint them!

Only after every conservative commentator who’s crucifying Kathy right now comes out and condemns all the horrible Obama lynching etc photos out there, should Kathy have apologized.

I have one for dog training for treats and poo bags and it’s glorious.

I’m kind of at the point where I feel there is a good chance of him and the rest of his inner circle starting to have “accidents” as we get closer and closer to the truth about what’s going on with the Russians. As they say dead men tell no tales.

“Ignore him like all of the other world leaders ignore him.”

I have a couple and love them. I think I’ve only used them for specific events or places (Disney, Pride, Hiking, etc) but they really are so convenient. I would be totally on board if they came back completely.

While I do like having things I need at my disposal, I increasingly hate carrying a purse. I’ve switched to cross-body bags and this seems like the next logical step. I’m thinking of making one; I have a sequin bowling pins and ball applique to put on it that, personally, I think will go with everything.

I agree - particularly given how seldom women’s clothes have pockets, much less useful pockets. Also, I hate purses.

I would also like to make fanny packs happen, although I’d probably go for the low-slung-across-my-hips look. I need my hands free dammit!

He made a new one today, and it felt like half a recruitment video and half a pep talk to Americans. I cried.

My partner says that once Trump publicly gave his version of their exchange, he waived the right to claim privilege. He’s the law-talkin’-dude, so I assume he’s probably right.

He honestly comes off as angry at her for losing, what with all of the “she lost what should have been an easy victory” lines he peppers throughout his rants. It seems like he had this perfect plan in place to launch a media empire off the back of an unsuccessful presidential campaign, and she fucked it all up by

Because it’s literally all he has. All his assets will go up in smoke when the Russians call in their markers (or they will be seized via RICO), his wife hates his fucking guts, his presidency has been an abject failure since Day 1, his eyesight and mental faculties are failing, and his election “win” is the only -

And that ball gown screamed new money. She looked like a baked potato in Saran Wrap.

Gwyneth’s parents are also Bruce Paltrow (deceased) and Blythe Danner. Ivanka Trump’s parents...are not that.

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an