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I don’t know any vegans. Just temporarily embarrassed vegetsblists. It’s burgers, brats and hot dogs and buns at my cook out. Gluten free and vegetarian are words that aren’t used often in our kitchen. Just a ton of veggies to accompany the protein of the day.

I’m so happy for you! That’s great.

I looked up the breakfast menu at the Four Seasons Toronto - the only pancakes on the menu are described as lemon ricotta hot cakes.

Everyone on twitter should tweet him that

My neighbor gave me a box of lemon ricotta cookies for Christmas. And some weed! I live in the greatest neighborhood in the world!

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Jaden smith seems like a little s***.

Montana is 0.3% of the population of the United States. It has very little in common with either the places most Republicans live (namely, the inner suburbs of large cities in the South and interior West, and the outer suburbs of large cities on the coasts and in the Midwest) or the places most Democrats live. The

Can he be removed from office if convicted?

for the love of science, she is a fucking hypocrite. Well at least she found someones hand to hold.

Trump *knows* her citizenship is only valid so long as immigration chooses to not revoke it for having worked on a tourist visa. Even if he doesn’t have it revoked directly, he’d just have to provide proof (which he almost certainly has) and they’d be *obligated* to revoke her citizenship. Barron is a US citizen and

She’s not smart enough for shade.

As amusing as the hand slapping is, I don’t feel sorry for her. I’m also sick of this narrative of “she’s trapped”. She’s not trapped. She married that old moron for his lifestyle and money.... popped out the one heir to preserve her place in the will.

I’m no expert, but Don the Con doesn’t seem at all interested in Barron, so I can’t imagine he would make that a condition of divorce. He didn’t with Marla/Tiffany.

Trump considered running for president in 1988, 2000, 2004, and 2012.

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

KISS? Oh, wait. No. That was something else.

I also recommend not making an appointment with Dr. Evil.