The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

I am all for calling out Walker for being terrible, but I have a big problem with this reasoning:

Count myself unimpressed. A game like this should be treasured and not sped ran! You miss everything an RPG as to offer and the main story is relatively short to begin with but why would you rush it just for some infamous stats?

Most of us will play the game with the exact opposite ethos of a speedrun, that's true—personally, I didn't want Fallout 3 to end. But still, I found this fascinating to watch.

Yep. Vandy may be dandy, but dicks get clicks.

Seriously? Vanderbilt wins the College World Series and gets no mention on Deadspin, but some guy's dick gets an entire story?

Define "work."

This article doesn't make any sense. What do you want her to do - be a shitty defense lawyer because it's a rape case? That's unethical and could get a lawyer disbarred. You want to change the rules so people don't get a vigorous defense because it's a rape case?

I sure haven't! :D

Fuck off!

Someone tried saying the same about Gary Busey, but he's got a more creepy vibe.

Don't worry, no one will.

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I'll buy it if it's not on a Nintendo system.

This is the best looking game imo of E3.. My jaw DROPPED this whole trailer.. So much detail, and the city looks HUGE! I am SO pumped for this game. Loved the intro to Scarecrow too. Very well done trailer. Game of Show for me aside Rainbow Six Siege.

I'm going to go find a neighborhood in Lafayette where I would buy a house, raise a family, and would be a nice place to live.

As a Mississippian, I approve this message.

Totally understandable. "Worst place in America" is about the only thing Mississippi's got going for itself. You can't just give that away to Louisiana.

Note: this joke assumes drink in question was a White Russian. Carry on.