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Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Poor, brave Ray Rice. Getting knocked down in life by the role his wife played in making him punch her in the face. I'm really proud of him for overcoming this adversity.

The dullards who own and operate tracks have been trying for decades to appeal to a younger audience, and the only ideas they've managed to come up are various means to make the races seem like a giant outdoor video game. Infield jumbo-trons spooked and scared horses when they were first installed, and for all I know

" what dire thing do you think will happen if your partner's genitals touch somebody else's genitals?"

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

>Our intern is an idiot
>Hackers
>We confused the image and posted the wrong one
>Taken out of context
>Take a joke
>Internal error

It's insane, because there are plenty of teachers without a job just desperate to find something (anything!), that would be ten times better than her.

My favourite part of the NBC coverage thus far in these Olympics was watching Tara Lipinski win Gold, and watching the East German team absolutely dominate in Bobsled.

that's a man baby

*thinks* Boy, that Katie Uhlaender is pretty cute.

90% of the inquiries this year were from a retired Ray Lewis spending entire Sundays yelling "WHAT TIME IS IT?" and waiting hopelessly, endlessly for his smartphone to reply.

Assistant Producer1: So, we've also got this Pelican mascot tidbit to tie into the Cubs story. Even found some awesome b-roll of a kid recoiling.

That works, too.

Sophie never had it so hard.

Security guards Morgan Freeman and Danny Lloyd (from The Shining) don't seem fully equipped to deal with her incontrollable cracker rage.

I gotta say, I find her a bit hot.

This poor guy gets ZERO credit for turning his phone sideways.

If it was the other way around everyone would be a critic.

All of this is great, but the thing I took away from this the most was, "the Sugar Bowl has some snazzy usher uniforms."

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

Q: What's your biggest automotive grievance?