Thank you for letting me experience this. My life is better.

I want to be an artist so I can do juvenile shit and then claim it was all for the purpose of exposing society's lies.

I wish.

Whenever someone freaks out over Rhianna this is exactly what I think about. And you know what...after a while nobody gave a shit about Madonna's nips and she eventually put them away.

The hell you say!

out there, combined with less dynamic actors and less gorgeous direction and...it could get ugly.

We aren't going to agree....

I respectfully and totally disagree. First of all, he had almost complete control over the writing, so the idea that it succeeded in spite of him is kind of like saying that the Seahawks won the Superbowl in spite of their QB Russell Wilson.

I don't give a shit who they cast so long as the Nic Pizzolatto is given total and 100% creative control over the script. I will miss Matthew McConaughey (and that's the first time I've ever written or spoken that phrase), but I trust Nic.

My favorite part about this video is that the parents had to leave. Man...I remember being a kid in the 90s. Our parents were fucking horrible. We couldn't learn anything with them around.

"Some day," he screeched, "someone is gonna get on a blog and say Tim Marchman does something lewd to little boys, and you're not going to be able to do anything about it!"

If we're talking pure trash...there is nothing, and i mean nothing, trashier than having someone's name tattooed on your neck with half the name below the collar line and half above. This applies to both men and women equally. It is a clear signal to everyone that you should not be allowed around children and,…

A fake witches nose, wig, and beard = random costume. Not my idea of a stereotype of anybody.

I don't get what the deal is...Hooters girls aren't really that attractive anyway...

Here's a good question....why do so many people who obviously dislike being around children end up teaching children? I had a third grade teacher who always seemed to hate about 50% of my class, including me. I could never figure out why she kept teaching as she obviously disliked it so much.

I love hatches and I currently own one right now. It's a Kia and Kia is apparently Greek for "What did you expect, it's a Kia?" (at least that's how my Greek mechanic translates it).

I don't know if I'm too late to the party, but here goes:

Are we back to putting huge fins on the Batmobile? Because it looks like that is a fucking fin mounted on the back of some worthless funny car looking nonsense. Nothing good can come of this...

So your theory is that the US government planted explosives at two different locations in both World Trade towers and then allowed and/or directed the piloting of two 767 planes into the exact spot where those explosives were set? Do you know how amazingly difficult it would have been to do that? Let's say that you…

Even worse are the guys that try hedge on it. I jokingly call them the "half-truthers." You know what I'm talking about. You'll be talking about 9/11 with a group of friends, maybe just going over where you were when you heard about. Somebody cracks a joke about how stupid the truthers are and there's always somebody…