"In particular, Carroll wanted to know whether the attack on the Pentagon had really happened."

My God, I love Hemmingway. That man's writing changed my life and every time I read from one of his novels it just sends shivers up my spine.

Jesus Hubert Christ...if American men are being feminized...then...so the fuck what. As a straight, white male, the only social trend I've noticed is that straight white men bitch and whine more than at any other point in history. Not being a sexist dick is not feminization, it's just good workplace philosophy.

Poor Danny Lloyed. I heard that right after this video cuts off, he gets axed in the back by a New Orleans cop.

You just know that Vice President of Fox Network is watching this and thinking,"Yes. THAT is how we get back on top!"

Bama fans...there is no "mute" button. Literally...they do not shut up.

Alabama fans...always CLASSY!

Q: What's your biggest automotive grievance?

​Hey! Sorry it took me so long to reply. Life kind of gets in the way of living sometimes.

"Maybe I'm a liberal Christian surrounded by other liberal Christians, but what I have taken so far from Christianity is the whole 'don't focus on the speck in your neighbours eye, worry about the log in your own eye', and 'treat others how you would like to be treated'."

You know...when I was still a believer, this line of thinking really got me through some tough patches dealing with the blatant venom that so many members of my church exhibited when it came to issues like homosexuality. It eventually lost it's persuasive power when I started considering the arguments of more…

Does anyone else out there just wish that Nintendo would license the Zelda franchise to Naughty Dog so we'd get an amazing and immersive grown-up Zelda game on a badass platform?

If that is the case, then there is a cat out there that has developed the ability to manipulate technology and we are all FUCKED.

Is it really THAT outlandish though?

The Mercedes concept looks like a chrome shark that I want to drive through Arizona. That Citroen looks like an engineering design student's mid-term project.

If there's any undeserved romantic notion about war, it's that war fought up close and personal is somehow more..."honorable" or "real." World War I was fought as up close and personal as any war in the history of the world and the atrocities and inhumanities men committed on other men were magnified, not mitigated.

I don't really know the context of the youtube video, so I say this in ignorance, but I really started to root for the guy running away from the explosions. I know, I know he's probably some horrible terrorist who would kill my family and rape my girlfriend, but...there's just something about an underdog that makes me…

This is the greatest...